You know what is really, really fucking awesome about being single ( Read more... )

I almost missed my newspaper meeting this morning. I don't know where my mind has gone. Somehow I forgot that even if I skipped my first class, I'd still have to get my ass out of bed and get up to school by noon to go to the weekly staff meeting. The good news is I did get there on time and I didn't get a parking ticket even though I parked ( Read more... )

Good Lord, I'm sitting in my living room alone at almost 11 p.m. (my editor just taught me how to do time-stamping this afternoon and apparently that is the way you do it) eating chocolate chocolate chip ice cream (with M&M's added) and watching chick flicks (damn you, ABC Family). You'd think I had a bad day or something. All things considered, it ( Read more... )

I apparently have two unofficial, unintentional life goals going on right now ( Read more... )

1. I can officially cover my whole face with one of the cups of my bra. I have lost weight since school started (I don't have time to eat any more- what is this nonsense, I miss my cookies and ice cream binges) but my boobs have gotten bigger. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN ( Read more... )

About 90%, I think, of the female mating ritual (God I sound like I'm on the Discovery Channel... bear with me here) consists of removal of hair from the body. Seriously. I just spent, I kid you not, basically over an hour shaving my legs, my bikini area, plucking my eyebrows, and trimming my bangs all in preparation to go spend a weekend at the ( Read more... )

Let's see ( Read more... )

I am super fucking buzzed right now. On what? On life, I suppose. I also suspect Starbuck's may have put a double shot of espresso in my mocha. Fucking Starbuck's ( Read more... )

Today feels like a good day to be anywhere but here.

It's 80 degrees. The Milanos are gone. I have nothing to do, nothing holding me back.

Full tank of gas in my car. Let's get out of here.

TMI post will be TMI. Fair warning ( Read more... )